Mexico - A Wedding Story

Destination: Mexico.  3 days, no parents, booze - a lot of booze, girls who wanted money from me, drugs, and bar fights.  Except the last 3.  Good times.

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The girls are looking great

Eating at some Mexican place - go fig

Andrew...

Rice & Beans - Best bar and best name

Rockadile - Lets say it was interesting

I dont remember this - might be a bad angle, but I'm still a G

The sunrise from our place

Good food - too many flies - random guy singing about cities.  sounds almost as bad as snoop dogg spelling everything out.  NO SHIT s-n-o-o-p rhymes with a-b-c-d-e.

Preppin for show-time

The special lady getting ready

Ladies escorting the bride

The MEN looking stylish

Throwing of roses into the water

The happy couple get the spotlight

May I have this dance?  And why are you eye-humping my man?

Dinner at a nice restaurant.  George's.

"do people still post on here?" i fathom during contemplation of the creation of belly button lint.

i guess the last time i posted on here was like 7 months ago?  it just seems like yesterday.  so i guess ill fill you in.  everyday, i pretty much just woke up in the daytime and then went to sleep at night.  bam, 7 months out the window.

tonight, vince went to LA for some cattillion or 'duhboo' or some filipino tradition, so i was home alone.  i had absolutely nothing to do, so i washed up and got dressed to go to the casino by myself.

i will tell you how i gamble because i dont think its like any other.  i play with strategy, not luck.

i find myself at the lowbie $10 blackjack table and i notice my bankroll of $250ish.  i change out $40.  first hand, i bet the minimum ($10).  doesnt matter if i win or lose...i forget if i won or lost, but my next hand, i put everything down, $30 or $50, once again doesnt matter.

i lose the $40 in 2 hands.  before the dealer collects my cards, i grab $100 and change it out for one chip.  i lose.  fabulous.  take out the rest and i dont even bother to have it changed into a chip, i play it as cash.  lose.  4 hands, down $240.  not a big deal.  i was bored at home anyways and prepared myself to lose.

you know how they say, leave your atm card at home?  thats fool's talk.  i walk from my seat straight to that atm machine and pull out 300.  it's double or nothing time.  this time, i dont need to sit next to some old ladies and college kids gambling their allowances.  i sit at the high roller table.

table is empty.  change out $200.  guy sits down next to me and pulls out about 10 thousand dollars out of his pocket and puts $500 on the table.  now that's what im talkin about.  i match his bet of $100.  we both lose.  i put up $100 and make it back.  double or nothing.  lost.  my last $100 in my pocket.  play it as cash.  win.  double or nothing.  win.  $200 again.  win.  now im back to about even.  $100 bet and i lose.  okay im getting tired of this.  $300 - win.  $250 - win.  i tip the girl $25 for the wild 5 minutes.  she was, by the way, the fastest dealer i have ever played with... almost like a computer dealing.

thats it.  20 minutes at the tables, another 5 grabbing a complimentary soda, and 30 minutes of a drive home.

as you can see, i shouldn't be left alone.  i have more money in my wallet than in my bank account.  haha.

that is all.

hmm.

how are you my children.  many things have happened since my last post back when.  i sit before you at 3am still procrastinating to write my paper due in 4 hours.  im such a lazy bum.  see...im writing on this piece of shit over writing my paper.  whatever.

so lets see whats been goin on.  i dont really remember anything before last week.  so uhh i worked a couple times, went to school a few days, and thats that.  my car broke down.  finally the pile may rest in peace.  i was saving up for a motorcycle and then i managed to buy my friends dinner yesterday...thanks annie you bum.  now i'm 100 more bucks away from my goal.

my sister came down and dropped off her car for me, so now i have wheels.  so that's all that's happened in the last few months.

oh yah, we had a halloween party at the house...we have 5 guys here, so we did ninja turtles and master splinter.  it was a hit.  then we had a hi liter party, which was off the hook.  like 60-70 people over here all in white shirts...the pad decked out in black lights and hi liters a plenty.  we bought 5 30-packs of beer and a bunch of handles.  as soon as the last can was passed out, a guy rolled in with a keg.  what a party saver.  it was essential for the party's success and all ended well.

the week before thanksgiving, we had a potluck at my house with my friends.  unfortunately, the food came out very late, so a few people had to leave without even eating.  sucks.  but then it came out and it was chronic food.  we watched napoleon dynamite and ate ourselves into coma status. 

on actual thanksgiving, we did it again, this time in stoner vision.  it was quite lovely.  all i remember from that day was, there was plenty of eating once again.  i didnt get to go home for thanksgiving because i had work on wednesday and friday...that blew a fat one.

now look what happened...i was just gonna post 'hmm' and call it a day, but i went off on a wild tangent.  thats it.  peas out pretties.

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